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sunnuntai 30. marraskuuta 2014

What languages should you learn ?

I greet you all my loyal worshippers !

In this inspiring post I will tell you which languages you should learn based on different motives. I will also tell my insights about how I choose the languages that I start learning. 

World's 20 most spoken languages




So if you want to be efficient like me and rule the world you should learn some of these most widely spoken languages. Yes even though the universal translating machine will be reality in the coming decades. 

My next languages that I'm learning are chinese, arabic and hindi. I just learned the basics and the alphabets, besides in chinese, it's going to take a while to learn the most used 3000 signs. 

After getting these to a certain level I will start learning french and russian. Honestly spoken, I don't like french, it sounds silly and there's no logic in their way to write. 

But still, my aim is to be conversational in these 10 languages: 

English
Chinese
Spanish
Hindi
Arabic
Portuguese
Russian
German
French
Italian 

Beneficial languages in business 



My list of the beneficial languages in business are: 

Chinese: this would be pretty useful, since china is already the biggest economy after surpassing US and A the previous world's most magnificent almighty superpower. 

Arabic: there's so much money in the arab speaking region, they usually speak good english, but you could make an impression by speaking arabic. 

Spanish: the whole latin america speaks spanish besides brazil, there are a lot of emerging markets which will grow wildly in the future. 

Russian: especially in europe it's useful to speak russian, they all don't speak that well english compared to other european countries. 

Japanese: one of the languages which is spoken by more than 100 million people but unlike the others, japanese is mainly spoken only in japan and the english fluency isn't super good yet there. 

Hebrew: if you measure the financial power of Israel and jews around the world, you can see that hebrew might be a good tool to get inside their circles and secret societies. Maybe if you know all these languages listed above your chances to get to the "Illuminati" rises xD okey just kidding ! 

I didn't include hindi, french, german or english. English because everyone just has to speak it. I didn't pick hindi because so many people speak english as their first or second language in India. Germans speak english and french because I just don't like the french language and they should learn english :D 

If I want a beautiful wife ?



According to wikipedia the most successful countries in the Miss Universe competitions are

1. USA 8
2. Venezuela 7
3. Puerto Rico 5
4. Sweden 3
5. Brazil 2

This means that you should know english, spanish, swedish and portuguese. This would improve your chances to get a very beautiful wife.

But you have to remember, sometimes it's more romantic not to have a common language and like this you avoid also communicational problems that occur often when people have a common language when they can share their ideas and thoughts together.

I know this stuff, I'm a certified love doctor too ! Don't hesitate to ask any questions about languages or your love life, I will solve all your problems. 

Beginning of the Journey



 

Hello World ! 

It has started now, the blog of which the ancient prophecies foretold eons ago. 

And yes... I am "THE CHOSEN ONE" !! 


The future world president who will bring peace back to earth. The chosen one who will balance the force and satisfy all the unsatisfied mafrooms of the world and liberate them in a very intimate way.

So you wonder what is this crazy prophet from the future writing here ? What is this ? What will he write about ? 

While I got a gift from the Holy Ghost to communicate in different languages this blog will be a Lifestyle Blog containing things that I have learned about various languages and cultures but also things that I just happen to like. 

I might also reward all my loyal readers by submitting prophetical videos to YouTube if I get past my fobia of being recorded. 

Here's a list of things I will write about in my blog which will be a Bible for all you language enthusiasts and all other people too. 


Languages


World cultures and mythologies






Funny accents and imitations


Humoristic content 


Funny and interesting random stuff